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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 04:10

Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Upcoming temporary full closure of South Academy Boulevard for widening project - KKTV
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Amgen Shares Fall on Weight-Loss Drug Tummy Troubles - Barron's
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
America’s Small Businesses Hopeful of Boost From Trump’s Spending Bill - WSJ
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
No go.
As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Risk Of Dengue Fever Is Just Another Reason Cruises Suck - Jalopnik
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!