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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 04:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Upcoming temporary full closure of South Academy Boulevard for widening project - KKTV

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Amgen Shares Fall on Weight-Loss Drug Tummy Troubles - Barron's

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The Nintendo Switch 2 is here: all of the launch news - theverge.com

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

America’s Small Businesses Hopeful of Boost From Trump’s Spending Bill - WSJ

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Will Labour's proposed ambitious targets for housebuilding in England be effective in solving the housing crisis?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

No go.

As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Flawless Finish: LSU Shreveport Makes History with Perfect Season and First NAIA Title - lsusathletics.com

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Risk Of Dengue Fever Is Just Another Reason Cruises Suck - Jalopnik

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Im happy but there is a heavy feeling of sadness in my heart that I just can't remove. Why am I like this?

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!